me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT
me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god
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@5 hours ago with 281018 notesme after 3 hours sleep
mother : are you all right?
me :
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@7 hours ago with 1241649 notesSea Otter Pup Is Poised to Not Miss a Thing
Via Oregon Zoo, who writes that pup “Lincoln’s runner-up name was Kelpie McSnuggles”!
#me as a historian
THIS WOMAN LOL
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So would you mind asking Joseph to leave us?
I love Peach
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Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight
Nothing bad happens if you don’t! Just a cute good luck charm
He brings no harm, only good fortune and good dreams
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@7 hours ago with 223603 notesI like to think of these videos as they’re retirement. They don’t have to fight anymore and can live peacefully in their new homes 💕
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